{"id":342,"date":"2011-03-12T12:24:51","date_gmt":"2011-03-12T17:24:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/premieradult.com\/?p=342"},"modified":"2019-10-24T08:55:20","modified_gmt":"2019-10-24T12:55:20","slug":"irish-medical-dictionary-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/premiercouples.net\/irish-medical-dictionary-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"Irish Medical Dictionary – Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"
<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/strong><\/p>\n <\/strong><\/p>\n <\/strong><\/p>\n Artery…. The study of paintings<\/strong><\/p>\n Bacteria…………..Back door to the cafeteria.<\/strong><\/p>\n Barium……………….What doctors do when patients die.<\/strong><\/p>\n Benign…………..What you be, after you be eight.<\/strong><\/p>\n Caesarean Section…….A neighbourhood in Rome.<\/strong><\/p>\n Catscan……………..Searching for Kitty.<\/strong><\/p>\n Cauterize……………Made eye contact with her.<\/strong><\/p>\n Colic………………….A sheep dog.<\/strong><\/p>\n Coma…………A punctuation mark.<\/strong><\/p>\n Dilate………………..To live long.<\/strong><\/p>\n Enema………………..Not a friend.<\/strong><\/p>\n Fester……….Quicker than someone else.<\/strong><\/p>\n Fibula…………………A small lie.<\/strong><\/p>\n Impotent…………….Distinguished, well known.<\/strong><\/p>\n Labour Pain…………..Getting hurt at work.<\/strong><\/p>\n Medical Staff…………A Doctor’s cane.<\/strong><\/p>\n Morbid………………A higher offer.<\/strong><\/p>\n Nitrates……………….Cheaper than day rates.<\/strong><\/p>\n Node………………….I knew it.<\/strong><\/p>\n Outpatient………….A person who has fainted.<\/strong><\/p>\n Pelvis…………………. Irish Cousin to Elvis.<\/strong><\/p>\n Post Operative………..A letter carrier.<\/strong><\/p>\n Recovery Room…………Place to do upholstery.<\/strong><\/p>\n Rectum……………….Nearly killed him.<\/strong><\/p>\n Secretion…………….Hiding something.<\/strong><\/p>\n Seizure…..Roman emperor.<\/strong><\/p>\n Tablet……………….A small table.<\/strong><\/p>\n Terminal Illness……….Getting sick at the airport.<\/strong><\/p>\n Tumour……………….One plus one more.<\/strong><\/p>\n Urine………………..Opposite of you’re out.<\/strong><\/p>\n 2 x Condoms………To be sure, to be sure<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/strong><\/p>\n <\/strong><\/p>\n <\/strong><\/p>\n
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